Please Leave By 9 Needlepoint Cushion
£60.00
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Please Leave By 9 Needlepoint Cushion
£60.00
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Say what everyone's thinking – politely, of course.
The "Please Leave By 9" needlepoint pillow is the ultimate funny slogan cushion for your sofa. Equal parts humour and style, this statement piece is designed for those who love their home... and their bedtime. A bold rectangular lumbar cushion that earns its place on any sofa or bed.
"My best wellness product for self-care"
– Gwyneth Paltrow (yes, really)
Handcrafted using traditional needlepoint stitching, this funny cushion features a rich navy velvet backing and is fully reversible – bringing both comfort and personality to your space.
Perfect as a funny home decor piece or a unique housewarming gift, this slogan pillow guarantees laughs (and maybe earlier exits).
Perfect for:
Funny home decor lovers, introverts & early sleepers, unique housewarming gifts, statement cushions for sofas & beds.
The original Please Leave By 9 cushion
Please Leave By 9 is the cushion that started it all, and still our number one bestseller. It's the polite way to tell guests the party ends early: a hand-stitched needlepoint front framed by a bold navy key-pattern border, a soft navy velvet back, and the inner cushion included. Like all our cushions it's made in the UK. Pair it with another favourite from our slogan cushions or funny cushions & gifts.
The Pillow Drop is stocked by John Lewis, Fenwick and Anthropologie, and was featured in the WSJ. Mother's Day Gift Guide. Buying it here means you're getting the original design, straight from the people who drew it.
Please Leave By 9 FAQs
Is the inner cushion included?
Yes, it arrives filled and ready for the sofa.
Is it a good gift?
It's our most-gifted design: housewarmings, birthdays, Christmas and anyone who loves an early night. See more housewarming gifts, gifts for her and Christmas cushions, and add a handwritten gift note for £1.
Is this the original Please Leave By 9 cushion?
Yes. Please Leave By 9 is our own design, drawn in our London studio and made in the UK.
Can I have my own words instead?
Yes. Our personalised cushions let you stitch a name, a date or your own house rules, for £75.
Is it part of the Black Friday offer?
Yes. Until 1 December, buy any 2 cushions and get a 3rd free from the Collector's Edit, applied automatically at checkout.
Made with care
Great value
Elegant design
Quality materials
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
